Avril Lavigne is back and some see it as good news and then others as bad news. The good is that well, she’s hot. Avril Lavigne has always been hot and that includes the time she married the dude from Nickel Back. Anyone who can get fucked every way possible while Nickelback is playing in the background and still look this good is doing something right.
Now for the bad news. Avril Lavigne’s new music is crap. Not Nickelback crap, but still pretty terrible. I’m far from a music aficionado but even I know shit when I see it. Or in the case of the new Avril Lavigne album hear it.
Avril has long outgrown her younger sexy emo days but only she hasn’t realized it yet. If any of her friends are reading this then send Miss Lavigne this message on behalf of a Taxidriver with experience in this area. Avril Lavinge you are still beautiful, you are still sexy and there are still many generations of men that would bang you stupid. So do the respectful thing and pose naked for us. Shows us those boobs and that ass and we’ll love you forever.
The former pop princess with a young sexy touch of emo is back and she’s looking as good as we all remember. Sadly her music sucks now and I’m sad.